30 July 2027 @ 08:10 pm

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30 July 2017 @ 09:51 pm
who: Robert Small
what: conspiracy theorist, cryptid hunter, knife connoisseur, dad
where: Dream Daddy (a dad dating simulator)
when: modern day
why: bc i am so goddamn thirsty y'all

musebox: [community profile] herbgarden
canons & AUs: establishing a high school AU Robert because i found the perfect played by and nobody can stop me. hmu.
games: homeless

contact: [personal profile] mahoucannibal, PM, jailbirds on plurk
timezone: US Eastern Standard
4th wall: not interested
backtagging: ok
threadjacking: wouldn't advise it
smut: green light
offensive subjects: hahaha please

hugging: sure
kiss: gfi
flirt: yeah
fight: bring it
injure: cool
kinks: buy a guy a drink first at least
30 July 2017 @ 09:30 pm
✗ don't talk to me
✗ fuck off
✗ pineapple on pizza
✗ knife fights ✗ mothman
✗ you
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Current Music: heckraiser is a genius
Current Location: code by mistojen
30 July 2017 @ 08:17 pm
how's my driving?

i don't give a crap what you think about me